He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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