How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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