He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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