No stitches, just platelets and will power
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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