idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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