quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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