I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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