gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I need help removing her.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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