Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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