3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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