sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize