Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i out mim tonsoeep
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