why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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