Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
