And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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