She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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