I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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