If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
North Korea, Best Korea!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
did you just send me my own nude
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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