Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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