school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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