it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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