I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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