Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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