You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
