Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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