Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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