the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He? As in you personified your dick?
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