at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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