if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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