And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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