Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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