is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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