thus making me awesome and them whores
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
