Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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