She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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