he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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