Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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