Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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