You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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