I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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