You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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