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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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