Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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