Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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