Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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