i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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