No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
FUCK WHALES
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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