Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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