Where are you?
In a non slutty way
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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