Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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