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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling

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(240): View more from Maryland

boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill

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(514): View more from Quebec

His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

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andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(254): View more from Texas

I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?

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