My hair reeks of homosexuality.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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