come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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